31.08.03 - 9:28 p.m.

hello again y'all. i have no idea what to write but i feel obligated to as is last day of august and my list of entry's for august is obscenely short.

also, i am running out of songs to put on the title for each entry. that's not good.

and, now we come to problem #3. no one is reading my diary. no one. i am very alone and unloved. but i really can't complain. i can't be a gold member cuz i don't have any money, so i can't advertise. i can't tell my friends at school bout this cuz i don't want them to know what i put in here. but still, it would be nice if anyone *cough*people on my fav diaries list*cough* would read me once in awhile.

anyway, not much is going on in my boring life. i told my friend colten that my friend aliesha and me were gonna take pole-dancing lessons sometime and he practically asked me out! it was hilarious!

also, we have this inside joke where i call him horny lion and he calls me piglet. but now cuz of the stripper thing, he calls me stripper piglet! hehe, life is funny.

wow. for not having anything to write, i sure wrote a lot. but, then again, most of it's just rambling. rambling rulez...

i miss jordan. me and him just got back together and he had to go to emory. but i think he'll be back tomorrow. yay!

i wuz supposed to go see pirates of the carribean with colten but he couldn't make it. too bad. i only have one day of freedom left before purgatory (school). and i really like johnny depp.

speaking of school, i'm scared shitless! i'm starting high school (grade 9) and im in pre ib! it's gonna be so hard! im scared.

i promised colten i'd watch his football practises after school on mon and wed. he's one of the too football captains. and my best friend too. he kinda asked me out. well, he said that maybe we could go out when we're both not so busy, like later on in nov, dec, sometime round there. if only i was a cheerleader, then it would be the perfect cliche!

well, i'm gonna get going. i think i'm gonna e-mail colten, just cuz it's fun getting e-mails back from him. he sends the cutest and funniest e-mails. well, so long folks!

~Dj Mayhem

Currantly listening to: various clips from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

the past - the future