27.06.03 - 1:05 p.m.

hello, fellow prisoners of this farce called "exsistance".

you guessed it, i'm in a bad mood.

jordan's not answering his phone and he leaves for emry tonite. after that i can't reach him for about a week (that's a long time since i'm used to talking to him at least once a day).

also, my lil sis is sick and i gotta take care of her alone (moms at work). next thing you know i'll have social fucking services back at my door again. they used to come once a week asking if i was a single teenage mother. i'll just do what i did last time;

SS (Social Services): Miss. Adams, we recieved a call from a concerned neighbour who suspected you were a single teenage mother of a child residing in this house by then name of Siobhan. Is this true?

Me: Yes, I am a 14 year old single teenage mother of a 7 year old.

SS: Is that a joke?

Me: Isn't it funny? I am 14, Siobhan is 7, almost 8. We live with both our parents and I am a virgin. Do the math, bitch, and don't ever bother me again. .

i think I handled it very well.

i gotta go, i'm making soup for "my daughter". lol. be right back.

back. i got another funny one 'bout social services.

me and jordan went to the pool last week, alone. we were goofing around and stuff, he had his arm 'round my waist and we kissed a few times. normal stuff. the doorbell rings and it's jordan and another social services bitch. here's our convo. J is jordan, M is me and SS is the social services.

M: What's going on?

J: They came over to my house and brought me here. Apparantly a Social Services representative that's been to your house before saw us at the pool.

SS: Yes, Miss. Anderson (i can't remember the name) saw your two and read the reports of you being a single teenage mother. We thought we'd follow up these inquiers, despite your denials, and see if this young man, Jordan Thomas Saberi-Oster, is the father.

SS: What is so amusing?

M: Well, we are both 14, the child in question is almost 8, we are both virgins and live with both our parents. We can show you the child's birth certificate if you want.

SS: No, it's alright. I'm sorry to have troubled you. Youn man, do you want to go home or stay here.

J: Stay here, if you don't mind.

aren't we cool?

well, i feel better. i'm gonna go take care of my "daughter". hehe. laterz!

~Dj Mayhem

Currantly listening to: "I Hate Social Services" being yelled by me.

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